- Released on October 22, 1971 (West Germany) | January 7, 1972 (Hartford, Connecticut)
- Running time: 80 minutes
- Production Co.: Pure Gold Productions
- Distribution Co.: Boxoffice International Pictures
- Directed by Bethel Buckalew
- Written by Bethel Buckalew and Jack Richesin
- Starring: Jack Richesin, Jacob Often, John Tull
- A beauty contest is staged in the barn of a dimwit called The Colonel. The beauty contest doesn't last too long as The Colonel and his buddies get down to business with the contestants.
- They felt the spirit of the hills in her jugs!
- Y"All Come Now!